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You mean I don't?

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Highness - mmm grandeur!

Your symbol is:

the eagle, for grace, power, and big freaking wings

You rule from:

a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!

At your side is:

your royal mirror-carrier and makeup crew

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

sexy elves with swords

Your most popular law is:

Five-day weekends

Your least popular law is:

You must be offered a role in any new movie you want

Your worst enemy is:

your court jester's awful nun joke

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