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At least I'm not Kyle Chandler this time!

The Big LJ Murder Mystery! LiveJournal Username What is your rugged Detective name? There's been a murder at Squigley Hall! Argh! *falls down stairs*Aha! I shall solve this case with my cool perception and intelligenceBwahaha, I know...I mean...er...REALLY?Squigley what? Your first Detectivey reaction on seeing the body? Argh! *falls down stairs*Hmmm...this body looks to have been dead for some time...I should call the pathologistBwahaha...the perfect crime...I mean...er...OH WOE!Ew...it's all dead How do you interview the guests? Guests? Argh! *falls down stairs*I will interview them one by one in the billiard room and see if I can't extract some informationBwahaha...fresh meat...I mean...er...I will interview them...I will interview them goodEh...can't they interview each other? CSI's on right now... The motive? Argh! *falls down stairs*That, my friend, is entirely a matter of calculation...Bwahaha...I killed him because he was...er...I have no idea why anyone would want to kill such a harmless peson...oh woe...I dunno, maybe the killer just had PMS The weapon? Argh! *falls down stairs*Well...from the state of the body, I'm sure I will be able to come up with an accurate enough summationBwahaha...wouldn't you like to kno-...er...Sponge The location? Argh! *falls down stairs*I do not believe the cellar is the true location, but that the body was dragged there from somewhere else!Bwahaha...wait...The home cinema... Argh! Dude, get a grip...What??? Do you know something???Bwahahahahahahahaa *runs off into the night*Word The unfortunate victim bubblesbrnaid Your bumbling Police Sergeant with a heart of gold darkravenette The femme fatale who knows more than she's saying lilliew The Red Herring who looks guilty but isn't status The prehistoric janitor with a family secret trystan830 The upper-class twit who wanders in for no reason jinxed_wood The UNHINGED MURDERER!! *SLAVER* fkfanfic Your general chance of survival 59% This Fun Quiz created by Jules at BlogQuiz.Net

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