Lies, Filthy Lies! Meme

[ithildin]

I snagged this from kimmychu's place. Seems like it could prove to be amusing :)

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADEUP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and see what your friends come up with.

Comments

I can do fake *g*

[holde-maid.livejournal.com]

Oh, remember that time we went hiking in the Alps and we didn't make it home before dusk? You told me to be quiet because you'd spotted a large bird of prey in one of the trees ahead. And then it passed us on silent wings... Awesome, wasn't it?

[enchantersnight.livejournal.com]

Or the time we went to Cold Stone Creamery in NY and had the largest bowl of Banana crunch they do! I had such a ice headache after that!

[1-mad-squirrel.livejournal.com]

I'll always fondly (gleefully) remember that FK War when you and I teamed up and corralled the Knighties and the Cousins into forcing Nick and LaCroix to attend family therapy. The Knighties were all "Awwwwww..Puppy pile!" and the Cousins are still plotting revenge.

[mischief5.livejournal.com]

And remember the time we went to the Art Institute of Chicago just to see the Asian collection and they had all of those wonderful Japanese textiles and screens and wallhangings? And you went nuts over the paintings? And then I dragged you over to see the Chinese bronzes and jades? We must have spent hours in there! Then we argued over whether we were going to have dim sum or sushi for supper and we ended up having both! Thank goodness for carry out!

[jinxed-wood.livejournal.com]

And of course there was the time that we tried to compose an haiku describing Methos's nose and accidentally conjured up a a vengeance demon...oh, wait minute, wrong channel :-)

[beccadg.livejournal.com]

You remember that time we took that road trip to St Louis, and ran into that kid named Adam Pierson? How the three of us wound up in a poker game with Jean-Claude I never have managed to remember. I do remember you warned me repeatedly that I shouldn't suggest turning it into a game of strip poker unless I was prepared to literally lose my shirt. ;)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Remember that time you visited here and we went to Pike Street Market, and we freed all the lobsters into Puget Sound? And then we had pancakes at that Greek place. That was the BEST.

Remember the time...

[midnight-reader.livejournal.com]

we were sitting down by the Spanish Arch in Galway, watching the sun set and enjoying a relaxing drink after a hard days shopping when Cary Grant came out of Lemongrass and asked us to bring him to the airport.

Don't remember why he thought we were a taxi service but we brought him over to the car and asked him which one, he said the nearest one but the nearest one was a pokey little place that only really flies to the Aran Islands and Dublin. So we took a chance and headed to Shannon Airport but half way there, he realised he should be going to Ireland West instead... the whole trip up to that one was a nightmare.

As soon as we left Galway County the weather downpoured on us, then the catch on the boot suddenly broke sending all the shopping and his luggage all over the N17. It took your tights to hold the bloody thing closed.

And then to top it all off, when we finally got there, the bugger didn't even pay us the cost of a coffee!!!

You swore after that you'd never come back here again but I'm holding out that you will :P