'Poker Sex'

[ithildin]

This needs some set up [g]

strangevisitor7 just posted her Ezra/Amanda PWP, Ace In the Hole, today, and I betaed it for her. Earlier in the week, we had a chat beta session, and we go into a very silly euphemism conversation after she passed on a link from 'The Canadians' (they know who they are) of a website with hundreds of euphemisms.

So I saved the transcript to further torture her with and said I might just post it after she posted her story.

It's very silly and all I did was add some connecting sentences. Otherwise it's pure unvarnished porny nonsense from the chat.

Warnings: it sent Casey and Nin into hysterical fits, and I think Casey wanted brain bleach afterward. You have been warned!


"I see your ace in the hole is very happy to see me," Amanda purred. “Come to mama and let me shuffle your deck. You like that, don’t you, baby? Ooh, yeah, aces high!”

Ezra was content to let Amanda have her way with him; she was always a very enthusiastic bed partner. And this morning, she was obviously enjoying herself thoroughly.

“All in!” she cried out as she climaxed.

A few minutes later, after she’d caught her breath, she kissed her way up his chest, her fingers twining in his hair. “So what do you say?” she whispered against Ezra’s lips. “Double or nothing?”

Comments

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

OMG - I can't believe you posted this silliness!! LMAO and somehow this feels much dirtier than my story and yet you didn't even mention his Ace of Clubs - if you know what i mean...

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

It was too silly not to share.

[snicker]

[tygermama.livejournal.com]

LOL! "The Canadians"! Double or Nothing! hee!

*smirks*

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Yes, well you know those Canucks [snorfle]

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you ever saw the show "Who's line is it anyway?" but they used to do this segment where they would talk only in euphemisms... following each statement by "if you know what i mean" And our chat reminded me of that.

Hopefully Ezra will have the opportunity to play a little Texas Hold 'em with Amanda in the future..If you know what I mean.

Also love the new default icon

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

The Canadians are awesome!!!!

[winks7985.livejournal.com]

awesome!

[gemspegasus.livejournal.com]

Hi,

*chuckling madly*

Thanks for sharing.

take care
hugs
Angela

[dejla.livejournal.com]

Hysterical indeed!

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Love that show!

Ezra to Amanda when they have their 'unexpected' CA reunion: 'I suppose this means a little Texas Hold'em is right out this trip.'

Thanks! I really like it.

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

We is silly!

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Silly can be good!

[tpena19.livejournal.com]

Oh my goshness! laughed out loud really! this was silly fun.

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

It was much fun :)

[idontlikegravy.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Important question - what was this website?!

(And nobody does euphemisms like us Brits btw. I spent my teenage years in an all girl school, so everything became a euphemism! It's amazing what becomes dirty if you simply follow it with 'said the Bishop to the actress' *grin*)

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

I didn't keep the link, I'm afraid.

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

http://www.gregology.net/Gregtionary/dicktionary.php

Enjoy