ithildin | A Meme Of My Own

This was inspired by my post here. Decided it could be an actual meme, or at least a way to relieve afternoon boredom!

Share a ~~list of demands~~ fic challenge you'd like to read.

Duncan MacLeod adopts a ten year old Harry Potter after the Dursleys are killed in a dirigible accident.

Duncan makes Methos Harry's godfather

Harry has amnesia.

Harry speaks a strange language.

Harry doesn't know anything about magic.

Duncan has a plastic surgeon remove the scar on his forehead.

Harry should wear green a lot since it makes his eyes pretty.

When Harry turns 18, he and Methos run off together. They've been in love like forever.

Duncan should enter a monastery to get over it.

Harry has nightmares where he speaks the strange language in his sleep, and Methos and Harry keep waking up with snakes all over their bed. They don't go camping anymore because of this.

On holiday in London, Methos and Harry are attacked by DEATH EATERS!! And Harry's scar comes back, burning and smoking his flesh like a brand! It makes Harry cry. Methos should comfort Harry. Then they should run into Snape, who will take them back to Hogwarts.

Methos should know Snape from when they were in a harem together in ancient Egypt (Snape is Immortal too!) Harry will be jealous. Methos should comfort Harry. This is where I'd like to see a Methos/Harry/Snape scene. You can have more than one of these if you like.

Oh, and Methos should wear chocolate brown a lot too.

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ROFL!!!

Can't breathe...can't breathe...

[buffs nails] I feel a true sense of accomplishment.

But you forgot the pirate, the Nutella use in foreplay, shibari, special wines, beers, and rum.

*is helpful*

Is very helpful [g]

Thanks. *g*

Almost makes me want to go write. LOL

Hmm....Nutella in foreplay. Is it bad that I'm craving Nutella now?

Think about it.

A jar of Nutella. A naked Methos.

Dip finger into Nutella. Drag on his chest and commence licking....

Yes, I'm evil. LOL

LOL! Yes, You really are. *g*

LOLOLOL! Ith has known me for ages. She can tell you how bad I really am. *g*

(And to think I was keeping that previous comment fairly clean because I didn't want to freak you out.)

It's pretty hard to freak me out....Do pirates and Nutella mix? Or is it just for Methos?

LOL--glad to hear that!

I'd smear Nutella on Jack Sparrow and have a go, same as I would for Methos or Dean Winchester or.... LOL

(Yes, I should go write some smut. *g*)

That's a very good idea.

You think so? If I do, it'll just collect dust on my hard drive. *g*

Such is life.

(Nice Jack icon, btw.)

Only if you enjoy the writing, then it doesn't matter if it collects dust or goes out to see the world. Still it's a yummy thought...or four.

(thank you!)

I do enjoy it. I've written so much fic over the years that I do nothing with. It's kind of sad, really.

You're welcome!

[nods] She's the baddest of the bad!

Thanks!

*runs off to be bad and eat ice cream*

Why the chest? I'd start lower, myself, but I'm greedy...

Anticipation. *g*

Sigh. I'm into instant gratification. I have lots of willpower. It's won'tpower I don't have.

LOL

Thank god I'm home ill today I'm not fit to be seen in public after that image!

Glad to help!

Well, the whole thing is very entertaining but my favorite bit is the Dursleys in a dirigible accident. It's fun to say, it'd be fun to watch, in reruns even.

*squees at IG icon*

He's such a hottie!

He might be my all time favorite hottie. But I can't commit so that's as close as I'll get.

I created a couple of original characters based on what IG looks like. Yes, I'm shallow that way. LOL

It just makes it easier to cast the movie that way.

Believe me, I have a few people picked out for my 'characters' I play with. LOL

I liked that bit myself [g]

Oh god oh god, the harem one. THE HAREM ONE. I think I hurt myself.

I suppose I should feel bad [snicker] I had a mental vision of Snape and Methos in 'I Dream of Jeannie' sorts of outfits. With feathers just like Calvin is wearing in your icon [!dies!]

You should feel really, really good 'cause that's my favorite mental picture of the day. XD XD XD

ROFL!

[bows]

11/10 in the tea splattering stakes :)

I like these ideas involving Nutella, yummmmmmmmmmm!

I was spit worthy!

Oh God that cheered me up after crying at CSI (home ill after catching too much sun yesterday and crying does no good at all!)

Ouch! Glad it cheered you up.

The best part of this is Duncan entering a monastery to get over the OMG TRU LUV of Methos and Harry.

And then Immortal!Snape inna harem.

*comments with marginally relevant icon*