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I can't use 'Plain Jane' or 'Snowballs' chance in hell'. Plain Jane is from 1910, and Snowball's is from 1931. Real bummer too, since those are the sorts of expressions you can just imagine Grisham using.
[sighs dramatically]
(and totally unrelated: where is everyone today?)
[sighs dramatically]
(and totally unrelated: where is everyone today?)
