It's time to bid goodbye to our first Hot Guy. And to help us, I've asked a very special celebrity host to join us.
Donald Trump.
[applause]
[Donald glares at the contestants and they shuffle nervously]
"One of you didn't make the cut, didn't excel like the others..... Kris, you're fired!"

[Dyson Kris chokes back the sobs that threaten to overwhelm him]
It's okay,Dyson Kris, Bo and Kenzie still love you!

Please, everyone, bidDyson Kris a fond farewell. Hey,
jinxed_wood,
strangevisitor7, I said fond, not grope!
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[applause]
[Donald glares at the contestants and they shuffle nervously]
"One of you didn't make the cut, didn't excel like the others..... Kris, you're fired!"
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It's okay,
Please, everyone, bid
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