Because I'm So Bored

[ithildin]

And moody and bleah.

1. Go to fanfiction.net.
2. Seach in Harry Potter fanfiction for summaries with your name in them.
3. Post. Try not to scare the pets/neighbours laughing.

Pillaged from vivnow

1. Inside the Mind of Crazy » by Axidnt Prone reviews
CHAPTER TWO: I sighed. “You’ll never get a man this way, Denise. Think about this. You’re sixty years old and you have lots of cats. LOTS AND LOTS OF CATS..Put those biscuits down!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-23-07

2. Miss Popularity » by Ms Desrosiers reviews
A new girl has arrived at Hogwarts. Name? Denise Rusvyle. Shes special because shes in a band with four other girls. A Slytherin BadBoy cant seem to take his eyes off of her...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-16-06

3. Noite de Doidos! by KnucklesGirl reviews
A minha primeira fic. Um estranho acontecimento vai virar Hogwarts ao avesso! PRÓLOGO! Fic dedicada a Denise Potter!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-28-05 - Published: 11-28-05

Number one is me 15 years from now....

Comments

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Huh. I could only GET three total with my name in that section.

A Journey Through Life (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2426649/1/A_Journey_Through_Life)

Teresa Trygingson has MPD, multiple personality disorder, and ever since she was seven she’s been getting blamed for things she hasn’t done. Or has she really done them? Join her on this crazy journey she likes to call Life. DM and TT

(Um ... what? WHAT?)

Untitled - no link available. Eh?

Teresa McClain's parents were two famous aurors, murdered recently by the Dark Lord. Plagued by nightmares, Teresa's world is turned upside down. Can she ever make it through? Only in dreams will she discover the mystery of her past and the key to her future.

(Uh ... yeeeeeah.)

Eyes of A Serpent (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/687004/1/Eyes_of_a_Serpent)

Name: Teresa E. Berenson. Age: 13. Conviction: Alleged Toilet Exploder and General Mischief Maker.

(That's actually quite funny. I laughed outloud.)

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

LOL. Best line out of chapter one - "Toilet Traumas":

"THATS NOT THE POINT! THIS ISNT ABOUT THE TOILETS! IT IS ABOUT YOUR LACK OF DISCIPLINE..."

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

I only got 3 things too, Denise isn't very popular.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Guess our names are SPESHUL enough for people to want to saddle their OCs with'em. :(((((

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Heh! "D" must be an ugly letter!

[inimue.livejournal.com]

Number one is hysterical. I actually want to read that one. :)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Meh, I have a weird name and it didn't come up at ALL. How depressing!

[theteej2.livejournal.com]

Heh! I have an even weirder name and I know it won't come up at all! Heeee!

[ninjababe.livejournal.com]

This doesn't work so well when your first name is also a month... I came up with 150 hits!

And, most of them seem to be April Fools day stories, especially with Mauraders... Let's see if I can find at least one that isn't about the month...

Ah hah!

10. The Strange World We Live In » by pinkpassion reviews
April didn't know she was a witch. Jen wondered if anyone she knew was going to Hogwarts. Jen gets mixed feelings for a certain Slytherin and April is just being her own bubbly self completly cluless. Basicly, just trying to survive life at Hogwarts.

And, that seems to be it... I gave up after #50...

Will resist urge to read above story... resist! resist! Bad summary... Bad...

[dragon-within.livejournal.com]

I had 79:

1. Romance in the Rain » by fallingangel911
Everyone knows that James is the most popular and good-looking guy at Hogwarts. Everyone thinks he likes Rachel. But when he meets Lily, the girl of his dreams, he would do anything to get her...

2. Secrets » by hyperslinky
Rachel Black has been in love with Draco since the first time she saw him. When he finally asks her out, she feels like he is keeping something from her.

3. Three Ways to Vacuum Your House » by irishileana
Rachel is a sixth year in Harry Potter's second year. She's new to Hogwarts, and at first doesn't want to be there. After time goes by, she reveals special powers, even for a witch. How important is Rachel really?

(cue dramatic music)