LOL Cat Does Genesis (Not the Band)

[ithildin]

Pillaged shamelssly from amonitrate

Boreded Cieling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.

2 The Urfs wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An seperatered teh lite from dark An stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark An not tripz ovr nethin. an Ceiling Cat sayz u mus hav da moneyz 2 git da milkz.

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Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I love this. The Book of Job is especially impressive. :-)

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Some people have way too much time on their hands! But damn, it's funny!

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

they really, really do. But then, that's what some people think of us ficcers, so, shrug.

I thought I was going to have a stroke from teh laughing, though.