The Joys of Badfic

[ithildin]

You learn new words like 'queeb'.

This is via layla_aaron, and is a review of an erotica novel (so it may or not be work safe, depending on your place of employment), though I use that term loosely. Definitely don't be drinking whilst reading, k?

Comments

[dejla.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I read that review!

Lady-softness had me screaming hysterically. Thank God I'm not THAT bad.

[pat-t.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's a great review. Sucky book, but great review.

[mischief5.livejournal.com]

I will never again be able to walk the cookie aisle without laughing hysterically. *grin*

[athousandsmiles]

I saw this the other day, and I'm still amused by this:

“Your lady-softness told me herself when she was wrapped round my codpiece.”

Her vagina talks, apparently.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh, man I saw that on FW (every time I think I'm going to swear off it, something freakin hilarious crops up), and just about died!

[lyl-devil.livejournal.com]

What term is being use loosely? 'Erotica' or 'novel'? :)

I read this the other day, and still haven't recovered.

This is the kind of bad fic that bad fic authors can only ever aspire to.

[cyberducks.livejournal.com]

My lady-softness shrivelled up reading these excerpts...

And call me weird but pee and talking about pee is not sexy.

[brynnamorgan.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD.

I don't know whether to laugh or just sit speechless, mouth opening and shutting while pointing at my computer screen.

That is seriously some of the worst fic excerpts I've ever read. Half-tempted to buy it so I can laugh and write some commentary on my son's website.

Oh, gawd... do I dare?

LOL!

Ladyfingers... thanks guys! I just started grocery shopping for myself again (after six years) and now I'll have to avoid the cookie aisle. ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hedgewytch_/]

Yikes ;o(

[mzlizzy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't read the whole thing, I stopped after the codpiece bits.

As a costumer I found myself thinking of those German Lanskenect (sp?) ones.

And I got turned off by any female character who calls her vagina a 'twat'.

I'll have to brave my way through later for the giggles.

[tpena19.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I read this the other day, too freaking funny. I cannot believe some of the language used and the descriptive words! Gods I about died laughing.

[starhawk2005.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically*

[sapphrain.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for this. I think. I laughed so hard, I think I might have burst a few blood vessels.

Sapphrain

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Hope you weren't permanently damaged!